Anyone that knows me well, knows that I love wearing the least amount of clothing as possible. Yes, that sounds scandalous- but I just hate cold weather. Wearing pants, socks, boots, sweater, jacket, hat, gloves, scarf and ear muffs is exhausting- even typing this sentence is wearing me out. This Christmas, I got the special treat of wearing cut off shorts and a t-shirt- while outside- all day long. Oh, and no shoes- just straight up barefoot. I was SO stinkin happy.
I also shot a gun. It has been probably 25 years since I shot a gun- but boy do I still have it. I’m a rootin-tootin-tin-can-shootin-gal. I showed my dad, husband, and brother-in-law how it’s done. They set harder and harder targets for me- but I hit each one. Seriously, 100% accuracy. Who am I??? I live in a townhouse in the middle of a major metropolitan area… But if you put me on a back porch on the Savannah River, in cutoffs, no shoes, and a pony tail, I can out shoot some serious deer hunters.
There, now you know that I’m a warm-weather-loving-scantily-clad-gun-shootin-gal.
Merry Christmas y’all!
laugh and love, brooke