1.  What is your real name?  Stomach virus?  Stomach flu?  Hell in your stomach?
  2. Why must you appear at the worst times?  Why only in the middle of the night?  Why only on a busy weekend or week?
  3. Why does my kid always seem to eat something red for dinner whenever the night of dreaded bug hits?  Why do I ever let him eat ketchup and strawberries in a meal?  Is that food combo the real reason he is sick to begin with?
  4. Why does the virus/flu/hell only strike on clean sheets?  Why can’t they be ten day old sheets?  Why does it strike when I’m already seven loads behind on laundry?  Why can’t it strike when I’m completely caught up?

laugh, brooke

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